These Halloween memes get stranger every year ...

[admiral_adama]

Halloween Meme

arrow_of_apollo buries number_eight at the crossroads with a brain through their heart

callmestarbuck calls ynez_castillo to let them know the psycho killer's in the front seat

doc_cottle dresses up as laura_muse

john_h_holliday haunts your socks

ki2k shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip

laura_muse creates an unholy monstrosity from number_eight, arrow_of_apollo and lt_wes_janson

leobenconoy gives you a toothbrush

lord_marbury puts real eyeballs in your cutlery

lt_wes_janson sacrifices smecker's Wings Greatest Hits

number_eight puts apples in your razorblades

onewingbloody eats worsttraitorevr's spicy, spicy brains.

smecker TPs john_h_holliday

stuck_in_cic devours the entire neighbourhood's brains

worsttraitorevr runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by leobenconoy, wielding a sharpened Bank Manager's lunchbox

ynez_castillo puts fake eyeballs in your Bank Manager's lunchbox

LJ Name

Lee, I thought you two were over that stage.

Doc, do I have to make "no more crossdressing" an order? Because I will.

Laura, put the pilots down. We need them functional.

*hands toothbrush to Master at Arms to be checked for explosives, poisons, etc.*

... *notes that Cylons have some very strange habits, but thanks Sharon for the fruit anyway*

Gabe? Need ketchup with that?

Paul, enough. John's already haunting my socks; leave the poor guy some kind of dignity.

Dee? Need salt with that? No, seriously, I know you've been under a lot of stress, but this is not a coping mechanism.

Ynez, thank you. I should be able to freak out amuse some people with these ... *surreptitiously cleans blood off the sharpened bit*

Comments

[john-h-holliday.livejournal.com]

WOOOOOooooooo oooOOOOOOOW SSSSSSSSSoooooooooooockssssess *trails toilet paper, which gives him the air of a Mummy as well as a ghost.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Good sound effects, John. Here ... *pours him a glass of the Chief's finest* I bet a man who has to put up with my socks could probably use a drink.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I got those eyeballs from the psycho killer. They're real.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

Are they? ...So they are. I suppose Paul will want them for evidence then. *looks faintly disappointed*

[leobenconoy.livejournal.com]

Silenced him how exactly? Hmm.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. Hard to say which damage was caused by you and the lunchbox and which by the brain-eating.

So are you going to save us both time and tell me how you rigged the toothbrush?

[leobenconoy.livejournal.com]

Rigged? Admiral, I'm hurt. Maybe I just feel that oral hygiene is important and too often overlooked.

Then again... maybe I just don't want to ruin the surprise.

[laura-muse.livejournal.com]

Bill.

There are better ways to decompress after a hard week. And when you find them, be sure and let me know.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best to come up with a few.

Tough session with the Quorum today, Laura?

[laura-muse.livejournal.com]

Tougher than they used to be.

I'll survive. For a while longer.

What happened today to prompt this sort of response?

[arrow-of-apollo.livejournal.com]

Seriously, dad, I have no problems with Sharon. I don't know why I did that.

I suppose being part of a three-person monster is better than part of the Quadrangle of Doom.

worsttraitorevr runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by leobenconoy, wielding a sharpened Bank Manager's lunchbox

We should be so lucky.

[leobenconoy.livejournal.com]

Well, if you asked nicely...

[arrow-of-apollo.livejournal.com]

I will not.

But I might hint. Strongly.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

*arched eyebrow*

*wry snort*

*wistful sigh*

[arrow-of-apollo.livejournal.com]

Come on, Dad, it'd be a real weight off our collective shoulders.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help, sir. How often do we get such fresh fruit onboard, anyway?

And we are over that stage. I believe. Especially since we already are past both Crossroads 1 and 2.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

*offers a slice*

Good to know. *wry smile* Zeus can't have Apollo and Athena at each other's throats.

[number-eight.livejournal.com]

Definitely not, sir.

And should we call you "Zeus" now? *small smile*

[onewingbloody.livejournal.com]

You know, as a general rule I prefer hearts, but I can make an exception for Halloween. Pass on the ketchup, but if you've got some spicy Cajun seasonings I wouldn't say no.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

*mouths the word Cajun?* They're not spicy enough already?

[onewingbloody.livejournal.com]

*grins broadly* I'm not really much more than a big roiling column of fire that pretends to look human, y'know. I like heat.

[smecker.livejournal.com]

You never let me have any fun.

[admiral-adama.livejournal.com]

Now that's an exaggeration.

And here I thought you'd be vehemently denying ever owning a Wings Greatest Hits album.

[smecker.livejournal.com]

You never let me have any fun that doesn't involve Conveniently Appeared Objects. How's that?

*sighs* It was a gift. From someone with a sense of dubious humor.